The solution to the toxic asset problem, and the credit crisis, may well be the one propounded by Holman W. Jenkins in his Wall Street Journal column of March 18 2009: “Needed: A Bailout That Doesn’t Look Like One.” The root of the crisis is bad assets (securitized subprime loans) on banks’ balance sheets. Mr. Holman’s column discusses how these assets can be most easily taken care of. It looks so easy that a child could do it. But there’s the rub. It’s too easy. After all, it would constitute the waste of the opportunity this “crisis” affords to Cloverfield government.

(Update March 20th: Larry Kudlow offers an alternative approach to solving the crisis. He may be right that no further action is required than the switch to cash-flow accounting from mark-to-market accounting, together with the normalized yield curve on short- and long-term loans. Who’s to say? Not me.)